Song for my pocket gay. Lyrics by the minx.

Disclaimer–I did not write this and Christian and I both think it’s hilarious. Although I think he should brag because he’s the shit!

Sister Christian


Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you think that you’re the only one
Who’ll win
Where you going
What you looking for
When you twirl and
Pose in front of all the mirrors?
It’s fierce.

You’re fabulous
The best designer there
Gravity-defying hair
It’s your contest to lose

Babe you know
You’re kind of a big deal
In your own mind at least
We know you feel
So gay, everyday

Sister Christian
You’d make a great Shih Tzu
Something to pick up
And carry like a doggie bag
Don’t brag
Don’t brag yeah

Designing
Yet another jacket
With a fancy placket
Tell me what’s your racket?

You’re fabulous
The best designer there
Gravity-defying hair
It’s your contest to lose

You’re fabulous
The best designer there
Gravity-defying hair
It’s your contest to lose
(repeat)

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you’re the only one
To say O.K.
But you’re fabulous
You’re fabulous

Lyrics by theminx to the tune of “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger

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3 Responses to “Song for my pocket gay. Lyrics by the minx.”

  1. Hey, so glad that you’re optimistic and strong.

  2. Christian’s dress last night was AMAZING! He’s a star for sure:)

  3. Hey, Jack – link to my blog at least! LOL! Glad you like it 🙂

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