David Sedaris rules!
David Sedaris is one of my favorite authors. You must read his books. They are all too many things. I wish had a modicum of the hilarity he possesses. Here is a quote of his about undecided voters that summarizes exactly how I feel.
“I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”
– Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters
Joe the plumber (who isn’t really a plumber or named Joe) can suck it. Go Obama!! And Cali voters remember to vote NO on Prop 8.